Just How Cruel Are Humans?

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I saw a headline today on a news website which read “Early mammals floated to Madagascar!” I ask you how cruel is that? Why would anyone want to float early mammals or indeed any mammals to Madagascar it is a long way isn’t it?

“Ok!” I thought to myself, “so Madagascar is a nice place but don’t they have plenty of mammals of their own?” And not only that isn’t it a little cruel to float any mammal anywhere, with or without their consent!

And there is so much more that is wrong about this headline, not only is there the consent issue, floating over to Madagascar from Africa means that the poor little animals have such a long way to float, are little mammals that bouyant?

And not only that what if they drifted just a little off course, where would they end up? The Southern Ocean is the answer and that is a terrible place for several reasons, the seas are so rough and cold there but worst of all there isn’t any land for thousands of miles in any direction and the only people fool enough to cross the Southern Ocean are lone yachtsmen or yachtswomen and can you imagine what it would like to be stranded with one of them? It would be simply awful!

First they probably haven’t had an intelligent conversation with anyone since they left England twenty thousand miles ago, oh yes of course they would have visited Australia but in my experience you can’t get an intelligent conversation there so they would just talk constantly!

Then worst of all the lone yachtsman or yachtswoman would be very, very annoyed and that is because they are supposed to do their intrepid stuff alone, the clue of course is in the title “lone yachts etc,” so they probably would make any floating mammal who hopped on board very unwelcome indeed.

Which all goes to show that floating early mammals to Madagascar is a thoroughly bad idea, just because the poor devils are early to rise in the morning well that is what this good looking Cat thinks.

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6 thoughts on “Just How Cruel Are Humans?”

  1. They were Lemurs in the main I believe, but I think that other animals made the trip as well – the Lemurs must have said to themselves, “do you think Lenny the Lemur is right? Is that land just over there at the edge of the sea, well it could be, couldn’t it, we could float over and have a look and if it isn’t be back by lunchtime!”Little did they know they were in for a bit of a dip!Let’s face it Lemurs are dumb for taking Lenny the Lemurs word for it!

  2. Relax Cat, it happened a long time ago. No one is floating any furry mammals today. At least not on purpose.

  3. No not on ‘purpose’ but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t floating mammals over to Madagascar does it? I don’t know about you, but this mammal is worried, will I float?

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