Sometimes being King of the Jungle is hard because it is such a challenge to live up to the title, and of course the title ‘King of the Jungle’ is of course is a dreadful way to describe a Lion because they tend to live on the plain but I digress I do that just read my wonderful book if you don’t believe me, because you have to look regal, in control and definitely not under the Dew Claw.
Mmh looks like this ‘King of the Jungle’ is having a few problems with his spouse, really, and in public too! You ladies definitely know how to show a chap up don’t you? Still there is hope yet at least if a chap stands upright and tries to look in control he can still pull the regal look off can’t he? Even if we all know different.
Yes that’ll work, until of course some little pest comes along and bites your tail! Just how does a chap look as though he rules the jungle when all around he is challenged?
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Cat kind, his sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or at Amazon.com or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”