Jun 082011
 

I have often wondered where lies come from, who invented them and so on and so forth. I even watched the dreadful film by that awful idiot Ricky Gervais but sadly failed to find out where lies came from or in that case be entertained at all but that is beside the point of course.

So where do lies come from? Well I think I have the answer. I got my driver to follow the truck in the picture and guess what lies come from Luxembourg. I would have thought France or Germany both countries and their people have been known to tell some enormous porkies in the past but I didn’t think that little Luxembourg could be capable of inventing lying did you?

Lorry Load of Lies


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Cat kind, his sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

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  2 Responses to “Lorry Load Of Lies”

  1. Did you stop and ask what colour lies they were? White ones aren’t at all bad…

  2. Actually I didn’t stop the lorry and ask what colour lies they were, but the lorry was blue and so I thought that it might be carrying blue lies and it was best that I kept my rather inquisitive nose out of them – I can get into enough trouble on my own and frankly don’t need the help or inspiration well that is what I have heard my translator say, his name as you will see from Amazon is John Woodcock a name I know you thought was funny the other day when I mentioned his daughter, though why people think the name John is funny I don’t know! 🙂

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