The setting is tropical. The hotel is above average for Sri Lanka, read into that what you will! And the sunset reflecting across the beach is breathtaking.
You have to admit and I have to say that even the dead things floating in the pool and the none to clean hotel look rather tidy in the Sri Lankan sunset and that is saying something!
All in all it really makes you want to sing! Even though we know the affect that a Cat singing (and indeed a singing Cat) will have on the other guests, (to say nothing of everyone else in a 10 mile radius) and that’s just as well because if you read the small print at the bottom of the Mini Bar bill you will note that you have to “Sing for the items consumed…”
Reading the bottom of the bill suggests to me that just like that “wonderfully progressive and highly developed” aid recipient across the Indian Ocean, when Sri Lankan’s write in English they sound just like Indians!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
If you want to read more about my travels around the planet then do check out my latest masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ which is available from not only good bookshops but every bookshop and of course the ever reliable web-retailer Amazon at a .co or .com near you here are two to start with – Paperback edition of The Cat’s Travelogue at Amazon.com, Paperback edition of The Cat’s Travelogue at Amazon.co.uk and if you prefer an electronic edition for your ereader then just use either of the pages to click through to the kindle edition which also works on all of apple’s ‘i’ products, in fact I can tell you that my cover looks very special on the latest iPad and I think it really ‘does something’ for the machine itself!
Here are some links to my wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue.’
And if you need a kindle or an iPad today be sure to use either of the links below because if you do, and this is between you and me you understand I get paid for sending you to Amazon to buy one and I can’t tell you how much that means to me! Of course the same applies if you need to buy at leads one copy of my wonderful book which is why I put links to both the paperback edition and the electronic/kindle edition above.
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