On my meandering way around the world researching my latest unputdownable masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ I dropped off in a lot of places, but then human cities, after a while, get very samey don’t they and frankly they could send anyone with as little interest in human activities (except Prawn fishing of course) to sleep.
One of the places I did stay awake in was Buenos Aires. I also felt rather hungry all of the time and unfortunately after I got back home I had to dump the entire chapter of my masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ because it was drivel which was odd because at the time of writing it I though that it was amazing, and one of the best things I had ever written.
Thinking back to my time in Argentina I have a suspicion that all of the rambling drivel I wrote and my feeling of euphoria might have had more to do with the rather nice sweeties I became rather partial to while I was there!
Oddly enough when my supply was curtailed, after leaving the country, I was rather depressed for a while and even now a few years afterwards I still have the occasional craving for Crack Crocante.
You don’t have any in your pockets do you? Just a little taste, that’s all I want, I’ve got Prawns!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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