I am ashamed to say it but this picture makes me ravenous!
No before you call the emergency tree hugger brigade I have to explain the men on the boat are eating Prawns and frankly I want them, yes I want all their Prawns now and while I am at it anyone else’s too!
Please give me a Prawns or buy loads of copies of my wonderful books so that I can buy my own Prawns, after all that would be a great deal wouldn’t it? I like Prawns and my books are top of the Summer reading charts I am happy to say with millions of satisfied readers already so if you are doing some last minute shopping for you fortnight in the sun you could do no worse than getting one or both of my books and happily the covers are sun lotion proof.
In addition I have it on good authority that if you fall asleep with a copy of my book on your stomach it will protect you skin more efficiently than factor 80 suncream, how about that!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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