Panther Piss the perfect pick up

If you are feeling a little down in the dumps and need a bit of a pick me up then I think I have discovered the perfect tonic.

Strong stuff from South Africa

Panther Piss is probably ten times stronger than the more famous Piddle Beer from Dorset, in England, that a friend of mine likes to quaff in considerable quantities and reading the ingredients I can understand why! 90% Alcohol and more than a dash of Nitric Acid, wow strong stuff!

Now I have to say that I don’t know a lot about Panther Piss but I believe that it is an illegal liquor distilled in and then sold to the people of the Townships of South Africa, what I do know is that whoever makes the stuff in the Townships must really loathe their fellow humans beings.

So how I hear you ask, does Panther Piss do what I say it will do in the opening line? Simple really! If you know someone who is feeling a little down in the dumps and in need a bit of a pick me up then all you have to do is to threaten them with a dose of Panther Piss, I bet they will feel better immediately or sooner!


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