Backward ways in China

If you need to be excused please don’t try to follow these instructions too carefully!

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About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Dog waste bags and the personal use conundrum solved!

Picture the scene, there is a post affair in front of you and hanging from it are some new, probably clean, Dog waste bags. Do you help yourself even though you might not have a Dog tugging at a leash in front of you?

You stand there experiencing something of a dilemma, do you help yourself to a few, would they make great freezer bags, would they make great hoover bags, could you keep your socks in them?

Now happily thanks to the Nantucket Conservation Foundation you have your answer.

Dog waste bags and the personal use conundrum solved

My only worry in all of this is that it is possible, when you reread the sign, that the Nantucket Conservation Foundation might think that you are considering using their Dog waste bags for a very personal use! Ugh!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Risky Tourists?

Risky Tourists

Do you have any idea, dear cuddly reader what a “Risky Tourist” is or indeed “Risky Tourists” are I have to say I have no idea what they are, what they do or where they come from, but and as I say sometimes it is a big one (the ‘but’ that is) I have to say I am rather glad I don’t know what a Risky Tourists is and furthermore I hope I never encounter any.

There is one further question rattling around in my mind and that is why do they come from Finland – the risky tourists that is?

Are you from Finland? Do you do risky things when on holiday? I do hope not!

Toodle pip!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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