Hi to all my lovely cuddly readers as you know I am going to Siberia to see if I can find some of my enormous relations, the Siberian Tiger being the largest feline on the planet, but sadly not for much longer if the idiot Russians have their way.
All of which means that from today my blogs will be few and far between and so here are some instructions for you all.
The first – obviously is if you come across a poor soul who hasn’t read my books you sent them to Amazon.com immediately to order both.
And the second instruction is be good! I won’t be here to take care of you and keep an eye on you but as you can see from the picture below I am leaving someone in charge although I think the picture I decided to use might just have a mixed message.Naughty Jesus!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
Cat, Cat Diary, free games, free on-line games, Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary, The Cat, The Cat’s Diary, The Cat’s Travelogue, www.Amazon.co.uk, www.amazon.com, www.wickedlywonderfulwebsite