I saw this sign and thought that is it one of the most dreadful things, announcements and practices I have ever heard of.
Don’t get me wrong I am all for beauty and I really enjoy my own personal ‘mirror’ time, but surely there should be limits to what humans are allowed to do in their quest for beauty.
But using Cat eyelash extensions takes the Custard Cream (biscuit) and after a long and pleasant study of my eyelashes during today’s mirror time I have to say that although my eyelashes are much like me – very good looking, they are a bit on the short side, so how many Cat Eyelashes does a humans need for an extension?
Makes you think, then shudder doesn’t it?
ARE YOU READY AND STRAPPED IN FOR THE CAT’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK? I HOPE SO! IT IS GOING TO BE SO BIG THAT I AM ALMOST TEMPTED TO TELL YOU NOW, BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN’T DARN IT!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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