A Viennese Speciality

A Viennese Speciality

What sounds worse? “Knuspriges Krebsfleisch” or “Crispy Crap?” Hmm after all of the trouble I get into I think I will let you decide dear cuddly reader.

Oh ok I can’t help offering one observation about the Germanic languages and that is that anything they put on a menu sounds perfectly awful like ‘Krebsfleisch’ for example.

But between you and me there’s worse, Currywurst comes to mind and it’s one of most popular fast foods in Germany as does ‘Gr√ľnkohl und Pinkel’ which roughly translated is ‘Green Cabbage and Piss Sausage,’ and even worse if you accurately translate it because the word ‘Pinkel’ in this form comes from the Low German word for ‘Mastdarm.’ And yes dear cuddly readers, the lovely word ‘Mastdarm’ can be translate as ‘rectum’ and so you end up with the delightful sounding dish of ‘Green Cabbage and Rectum.’ Yummy!

I could go on because the German language reads like something thought up my hysterical idiots and therefore creates words to describe food and all sorts of other things that are madder than mad.


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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