No nude photographs hacked from iCloud

My publicist is happy to announce that no photographs of me in anything less than a clsoe fitting Catsuit have been hacked from my iCloud account.

My paws go out to starlets Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Winona Ryder and the models Kate Upton and Cara Delevingne, who it seems, were daft enough to leave nude pictures of themselves on iCloud.

In another and separate thought I would ask that someone track down and stop the person responsible for the latest topless photographs of little Kiera Knightly which appeared in several publications recently. I have to say that I thought it was rather odd that either she or her publicist hadn’t condemned the publication of these images and then after some research I discovered that she got paid for them.

So here is a lesson I have learned. If an actress or model poses in the altogether in private and shares those pictures (presumably) with her friends through the iCloud and then then general public somehow get to see them, that’s a shocking crime. But if the general public, without asking,g et to see similar pictures of actresses and models in their birthday suits which those actresses etc., have been paid for then they are expected to be…

I haven’t quite finished my research so I don’t know exactly what the general public are expected to be.

Of course it might not be that any of the actresses or models wanted to share pictures of them au naturel from their iCloud but merely wanted to clear out shed loads of pictures of them in the raw from their iDevices. Haven’t they heard of hackers? Are they dumb enough to believe Apple when they say that their iCloud is secure? Hasn’t the iCloud been hacked before? Are all questions I really can’t be bothered to answer!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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