I’m sorry to say that I like life when things go just a little awry, it makes things interesting and often a lot more fun. But I hate it when I get lost while out and about.
One thing that seems to lead me astray a lot recently isn’t so very funny though. It’s that I get lost while reading maps on electronic devices. I am sure that the reason for getting lost is not my terrible ability to read maps on electronic devices, or the fact I can never find the blue dot on the screen, or the hate I harbour for the person who dictates so many commands on my Satellite Navigation System, oh no it’s much more down to earth than that!
I hate road signs that have either been sign written by Wombats, or in the case below, written and erected by a collection of Wombats!
By the way isn’t ‘Wombat’ and nice word for an idiot? It transcends race, gender, colour, creed and all of the other things that if you mention them you usually get into hot water.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.