Dr. Sarah Ellis, a Lincoln University expert in animal welfare and behaviour, has concluded after a study of just 100 Cats that there should be a “One Cat per household policy for city dwellers.”
Well now I have heard everything. Don’t you just love it went an ‘expert’ tells us what we can, can’t and should do?
She goes on to say that people living in cities should only be allowed one Cat as over-population is destroying their confidence and independence. Apparently your Moggie is a total wreck if he or she lives with more than one Cat and, if you ever did, describes “Cats as the ultimate control freaks.”
I don’t think I like Dr. Sarah Ellis much do you? In fact I was so affronted by what this doctor said that I actually got off the window sill and conducted an equally ‘scientific’ survey of two Cats next door.
Larry and Pete said that, “they never felt boxed in by living in the city.” And complained that, “they hadn’t been asked their opinion in any survey, well except for one about Cat food but then that wasn’t particularly relevant and it was quite a long time ago.” Larry sniffed Pete’s ear and continued. “If anyone cares what we thought of the Cat food we didn’t like it anyway.”
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.