I missed you all yesterday

As the title says I missed you all yesterday and I hope you missed me!

Unfortunately I had to have another tooth out or that is what the Vet insisted, I wonder if he knows just how much it hurts? I tried to bite him but wasn’t quick enough before the anaesthetic kicked in, and when I woke up I just felt too sorry for myself to retaliate. You understand I’m sure.

Mind you whether he knows how much it hurts isn’t my only question frankly, I have my suspicions that he is making a necklace out of my teeth.

Happily I couldn’t find a picture of a necklace made of Cat’s teeth to accompany this little blog, but to my horror I found necklaces made of all sort of animals tigers, bears, wolves which were all rather disgusting and I hope brought the owners nasty diseases.

However I did find a (royalty free of course) picture of a necklace made of something that resembles Cat’s teeth or so the caption said, but they aren’t like mine happily.

Cats teeth necklace

Mind you probably the worst picture I encountered after googling “Cats teeth necklaces” was a picture of cufflinks made of human molars, they were absolutely disgusting, still worse I suppose was the total and utter inaccuracy of the google search engine!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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