At last a restaurant that understands!
There is no place for Wi-Fi in food is there? Trouble is the only place I know where you can be served Wi-Fi free food is Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Which is a little far to go if you just fancy a quick bite! But then you can get a pretty good “Freid Vile” which I believe is a local speciality, I think we in the west know it as “I wouldn’t eat that if you paid me!” usually spoke at the top of one’s voice. Which of course is a much longer title but perfectly apposite.
However in various parts of the UK “Freid Vile” is eaten in vast quantities by overly inebriated locals at millions of takeaways, then later left in the back of police cars and over the floors of Accident and Emergency Hospital Departments up and down the country.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”