As the heavens open and the rain turns every field to a muddy slurry it’s time for the UK to enjoy music festivals.
At these celebrations of mud and music you tend to get very hungry and can expect to get ripped off by bandits in trailers selling what passes for ‘food.’
After queuing for ages you come away from the food trailers (or do we call them food trucks now?) with an empty pocket and both hands full of something that the aproned staff, breaking all the hygiene laws of the country, couldn’t identify even before it was cooked.
A Bacon roll made from 100% Best Beef just isn’t kosher! Oh hang on, it probably is!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”