Jul 142017
 

Mind your head

I’m sure that this footpath sign celebrates the moment when the city comes to the countryside.

Every so often in the shires of England some myopic fool will cause a panic by spotting a blurry predator (usually black) roaming the fields close to their village, or more likely the one they are driving through to get back to their home in the city.

From that moment on armed with any number of out of focus phone camera shots they will spread alarm as they post them on social media, while the press plaster the “black Panther” (which is what the blurred image has become by now) all over their papers instead of publishing ‘real’ stories.


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”