Nov 012017

The Devils Dogs

All too often we underestimate the power of the Devil, but here’s a little proof that Halloween has a terrible effect upon the world’s poor old pooches.

You have to be so careful when you are celebrating Halloween around dogs they are very susceptible to all sorts of suggestion, just say the word “talkies” in front of them for example, so dressing up as the undead and other cohorts of the devil could be hazardous.

Just look at what happened to this sleepy hamlet in Lancashire in the North of England.

Actually something else dreadful happened around Halloween by the looks of the picture below from the website.

Lost her hat

The witch on the left has had the top of her hat bitten cleanly off, clearly the work of supernatural forces and no wonder they struck the young lady on the right, she has more symbols of the devil tattooed on her face.

But then what do you expect if you put witches on your website, oh dear, I’ve just done that as well! Gulp!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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