Nov 032017

The title of this little blog was going to be ‘Humans are Idiots’ but in my experience the potential for idiocy, to say nothing of idiotic behaviour, although the potential for idiocy is very high in humans there are some who manage not to be idiots proving that most humans are indeed idiots.

For proof I would like to refer you to the picture below.

Runny Poo

This idiot is busted when bragging about receiving an IV of Morphine when in fact according to his Mum, bless Mums around the world for their honesty, he is actually getting a Saline infusion because he had “runny poo.”


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

If you are looking for the perfect Christmas Gift look no further my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below. And if you want something really very, very special and exclusive for yourself or a loved one for Christmas message me and I’ll arrange to have a numbered limited edition of this beautifully illustrated book printed and bound especially for you. This offer is limited to the first 100 responders. POA.

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