Nov 092017

As someone Cat with an interest, some would say an unnatural addiction, in fish I rather like to visit aquaria around the world because they are usually jam packed with delicacies, oops sorry fish and crustaceans, though not their restaurants I have noticed!

All of which means I have visited quite a few of these undersea worlds and like to think I ma a bit of an expert on them.

The Antalya Aquarium is one of the biggest aquarium complexes of the world boasts the biggest tunnel aquarium in the world. With a length of 131 meters if anyone is interested.

I am afraid for all of its size and nice modern architecture it is a bit of a let down. The biggest tunnel aquarium in the world, with a length of 131 meters if anyone is interested, enables all the fish to hide more successfully not a ad thing for the fish, who I am confident would be more ‘at home’ in the sea, but for small children with an confirmed aversion to walking it is also a bit of a let down.

One thing I found very confusing about the Antalya Aquarium appears on the entrance ticket. After reading the top left hand corner of the ticket I was convinced that I should nip back to the hotel and change into my Yetiskin costume, I always keep one handy for occasions like this in Turkey because I thought that I could get a reduced entrance fee for people in fancy dress.

On my second visit I wore my Yetiskin costume and guess what they wouldn’t even let me in when I promised to pay full price let alone give me a discount for my wonderful hand tailored costume.

All I can say in a huff is I’m not going back there again any time soon!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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