A new eyebrow free with every new nose job!

Well dear cuddly readers it’s the beginning of a new year and time to get your life sorted out, or that’s what I have been reading in the newspapers and magazines one should do.

Apparently, according to a youtube style guru you can vastly improve your closet space by turning the hangers around! It makes getting clothes out of the wardrobe more difficult and as you fill up the newly available space I should imagine it will become impossible to wrestle any outfit away from the tangle it will all become, but let’s face it youtube ‘gurus’ don’t really care about ‘you’ they offer the tips just to make money.

There were so many other ways offered on youtube to improve my life that after looking at quite a few I started to believe that I was a very untidy, miserable mess of a human being. On reflection happily that put me off listening to any Horoscope predictions for the coming year and getting even more depressed.

Still I did find this advert in a shop window offering ‘improvement’ and thought that it might be perfect for those among us who need a lot of Plastic Surgery, although I believe we have to call the treatments either “Cosmetic Surgery’ or “Augmentation” these days, probably because Plastic Surgery has such a bad name!

Augmentation is frankly an odd word and as far as I know has nothing to do with carving up a person to make them look ‘better’ and I use that word loosely!

In music ‘augmentation’ is used to describe the lengthening of the time values of notes in a melodic part. But in Heraldry the word is used to describe an addition to a coat of arms granted as a mark of special honour. So far I haven’t found a reference to a boob job in any dictionary, so I imagine it is a word only used by charlatans who have moved on from terms such as breast enlargement or reduction.

It’s a funny old world we live in isn’t it?

Free with every new nose

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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