May 142018
 

Pot luck Hong Kong

A vegetable what? Would you dare to use this in a salad?

Personally I’ve never trusted Peacocks! To me they look evil and I think this sign from Singapore proves it’s not only their looks that are evil.


About the Author
The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 112018
 

Dangerous Peacocks Singapore

Personally I’ve never trusted Peacocks! To me they look evil and I think this sign from Singapore proves it’s not only their looks that are evil.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 102018
 

It s confuse a customer day in Kyoto today

The only way to fight back is to say, “I’ll have the blue one please!”


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 092018
 

Canadian food

Only found in Canada, I hope!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 082018
 

Are you tired of really excellent cuisine?

Are you craving for something that is just ok?

If so you probably didn’t know it but you are looking for Picanté!

Picanté is Latin food served in a really average Turkish resort hotel that’s just about ok! But could be improved in so many areas.

Borderline cuisine


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 042018
 

Sometimes it’s nice to look back! Here is one of my favourite true stories from a while ago.

Serge the Llama’s evening out

If you saw the headline.

“Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride!”

You wouldn’t believe it and not because you know that Llama’s prefer taxis or anything like of course.

But it’s true a group of five tipsy French teenagers have recently been arrested after drunkenly, and not mistakenly, stealing a Llama from a circus.

The Llama, named Serge, was taken by the naughty inebriated teens on a tour of Bordeaux via the city’s tram system. It isn’t clear whether this was the Llama’s first choice of scenic tour because sadly no one seems to know which transport system Llamas prefer!

Apparently Serge was abducted by the toasted teens in the early hours of Thursday morning after they had finished having a boozy evening in a local nightclub and for reasons better known to drunken teenager had wandered into a closed-down circus.

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(Don’t you just love the way the Llama’s eyes and the teenagers eyes have the same red eye effect?)

As Mathieu, one of the groggy gang explained later.

“We went in and played with the animals and we ended up taking a lLama with us.”

Taking a Llama obviously seemed like an astonishingly good idea at the time, but apparently the group had originally really set their hearts on taking a Zebra.

Sadly the unnamed Zebra proved too stubborn and didn’t want to leave the circus so the hammered five contentedly settled for Serge who was altogether more sociable and seemed up for a night on the town.

“The Llama walked with us just like a good dog would have done, but a dog would have been bigger right?” Mathieu slurred.”

As these things do, it suddenly occurred to one bright spark that they should take Serge on a tour of Bordeaux and of course everyone knows that the best way to see any city is by tram!

Sadly after a while the happy group of six were rumbled by a ticket inspector, though it was a group of passengers who informed on Serge and his new pals and their late night tram ride.

This was all too much for Serge and he started to panic, “he moved along the tram and we couldn’t hold onto him,” Mathieu said. “The inspector made him get off and tied him to a lamppost.

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Reports are confused as to what happened next but it does seem as though the teenagers said goodbye to their new friend and left him leaving him in the care of the tram inspector.

It wasn’t long though that the long arm of the Gendarmerie caught up with the bad lads and they were taken to a local police station to explain themselves, something that probably became more ever difficult as they sobered up.

The group will not be charged for the late night caper and apparently Serge is no worse for the adventure was fit enough to perform in his usual routine at the circus on Thursday despite his late night out.

There is no word of whether Serge would like to be taken out more often, but this Cat thinks that it would be nice for him to get out more, maybe next time on some sort of day release!


I wonder how Serge is now?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 032018
 

Why not give Bog Standard Travel, the leading German tour company, a go?

Bog Standard Travel

Or maybe not!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

May 022018
 

Imagine having to ask. “Excuse me can you tell me where the grand gateway much closer to away is?”

Big Grinding


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”