A new member of The Handmaiden’s Tale cult

Washing Machine parts

I think leaving rubbish in the countryside, called ‘fly tipping,’ is a disgusting practice and while this picture can’t help but make you laugh when you look at it the first time after a while you start to realise the damage it does to the innocent animals that encounter this sort of rubbish, to say nothing of the cost of removing such an item as the one in the picture after the Fire Service has been called.

Still I comfort myself in the possibility that while the Fire Service are spending their precious time freeing this poor animal from the washing machine drum the home of the arsehole who dumped it there is burning to the ground!

Well a Cat can dream of justice!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”