As my regular dear cuddly readers will already know I have a collection of Naughty Dog pictures which I release from time to time when I feel like it.
So today I felt like releasing one.
See that’s what’s wrong with dogs, their stories have more holes than a, well this pillow! You’d never catch a Cat telling such a weak story.
Actually I wanted to stop when I wrote, ‘You’d never catch a Cat,’ you have to agree it sounded right somehow.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”