Yes you read it right what an  occasion that will be

It’s embarrassing when you are at a formal dinner and get confronted by a myriad of cutlery and you have no idea which spoon to use to cut the steak or which knife to scoop the dessert out of the half orange skin with.

Happily the use of cutlery is no mystery you start from the outside and work your way inward as new courses arrive.

Which brings me on to this mysterious sign, can anyone tell me what an “occaslon” is and which mouth parts to use for every “occaslon”?

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”