It’s family holiday time!

Yes it’s that time of year again in the UK when families go on holiday together. It’s a rare time for hard working Mum’s and Dad’s to enjoy time with their little ones while consuming large quantities of alcohol in the gardens of public houses.

This family pastime is so popular that the landlords and ladies of pubs around the UK have decided to demonstrate that they prefer to keep their public houses child free or at least ensure that the busy parents continue to perform their parental duties and not treat such establishments as kindergartens.


There is of course a way around this problem for busy parents and that is to follow the examples of parents who decide to go clubbing in Ibiza for just a couple of weeks and leave their little
ones to look after each other alone at home, in a safe family environment akin to the one in ‘Lord of the Flies.’

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”