Please don’t panic this isn’t some sort of confessional blog, where I open up about my terrible deficiencies as a Cat, because and let’s face it you should all know I don’t have any terrible deficiencies, although I do have a few failings, most involve the supply of Shrimp, but I’m deviating from the point here.
As I said we all have failings and one of mine is that my command of the German language, it is rather limited and so bearing that in mind my alarming discovery on a packet of meat sticks might be wrong, but here goes.
The German phrase at the bottom of the packaging says “VORRATS PACKUNG” which I believe means A package for rats! So my question is what are they saying about their customers?
All in all calling your customers “rats” is a little contentious isn’t it? Unless I’ve just fed my guests rat food, oh dear I don’t feel well now that thought has occurred to me!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”