Odd translation

Just got a text message from Marks and Spencer’s

Ziskejte lahev vynikajiciho vina zdarma. Staci nakoupit potraviny v prodejnach MARKS &

SPENCER nad 600 Kc do 23.6.2019. Neplati online.

It translates to:

Get a free guilt bottle. You just need to buy food in MARKS & SPENCER stores over 600 Kc till 23.6.2019. Don’t pay online.

Well that’s what google translate thinks anyway.

Dear google, what is a “guilt bottle?”

Dear Marks and Spencer, why are you suggesting I don’t pay online? Is it not safe, will I get scammed or robbed? I’m all worried now! But I promise never to pay for your stuff online ever again! I will also spread the message for people who aren’t entitled to a free bottle of guilt, hope that helps!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”