Um excuse me!

A safe place to eat

Isn’t that always the way? You work hard hiding all the cockroaches when the health inspector is visiting only for them to appear after he leaves!

Still if I understand the latest nonsense food fad the cheeky cockroach could be on the menu soon that’ll teach it. Oh sorry I have to stop there, the thought of that, menu item has me feeling really… well you know!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”