Other countries have home grown terrorists, terrible diseases but it would seem that if you want to encounter something altogether worse you have to visit the UK.
In the UK currently the terrified masses are at the mercy of marauding Seagulls and other ‘dangerous’ birds.
Only the other day this happened!
“Level 5?” Is that good or bad, or worse life threatening.
Is Transport for London suggesting that you can’t use platform 2 because of a Goose! they should send for a Cat, obviously a bigger one than this one!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”