Roughly translated


As far as I understand the translation from the original Italian of the top sign is don’t dump stuff in lakes, the fish don’t like it.

The bottom one is a little more tricky but I think I know. It’s either when walking your Kangaroo in the park both of you have to be on the path, or and I think this one is more accurate. Kangaroos are only allowed in the park if they are not on a leash! However I’m no expert and can’t speak a word of Italian so if you can come up with a better translation you are welcome to let me know.

You never know, being a nice Cat, I might even publish it on my wonderful blog if it’s really good. Alternatively if the suggestion arrives with shed loads of cash that would guarantee immediate inclusion. Well, a Cat’s got to live!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”