If life is getting you down, read this sign

Whatever you do don t

Wise words.

A Word, well more than one

I want to thank all of the thousands of people who have bought my ebooks since being marooned indoors because of this devastating illness sweeping the world, and no I’m not going to flatter it by naming it. Please lovely readers stay safe and healthy and at least an arms length away from each other for a little while longer.

Lastly I believe that as Cats aren’t affected by this disease consequently you should encourage them to sit on your laps for hours so long as you have panic bought plenty of cat food, that is!


The Cat

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”