Have you been scammed yet?

The Great Nylon Scam

It seems so very sad that this happened to me, worse I have no idea what happened. I haven’t lost any money, I’m not unconsciously wearing or craving nylons! And if I was do they still make them?

Not that I need Nylons you understand, it’s just that I’m curious. No not about the luxuriously soft feel on my legs, I’ve got fur for that! Or the subtle gloss that enhances a shapely calf, the gentle compression of toes in the feet nylons narrow feet, the tantalising glimpse of the stocking top, no not at all, my curiosity is more about whether they still have them in the shops, when they are open of course.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”