Yes that right from now on until the time that the corrupt and totally outdated political system of ‘first past the post’ used in Britain delivers a government that usually doesn’t have a majority, politicians from every party will be sliming themselves out of their comfy offices and forcing themselves to meet and greet that most awful of things, the British public.
As you can see in this collection of photographs this process of looking ordinary and very much a man or woman of the people can go horribly wrong!
The first photograph below shows the prime minister and his economy wrecking and borrowing addicted pal the chancellor of the exchequer in a cider pressing plant somewhere in darkest Somerset.
I’m really “digging” the ‘caswear’ guys!
So as you can see the ‘guys’ who are either acting normal or suspicious depending upon your interpretation of the picture are sniffing the cider maker’s wares and looking as though they might possibly know what they are talking about, or not. And they definitely are not drinking it of course. Not in public and not in an election year!
The second picture is a close up of the first and demonstrates exactly what can go wrong with this sort of contrived photocall.
That’s the chancellor’s finger drooping after a sniff, not what you might think at first glance.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.