I have decided to launch the Pearseed project as an armed response to all of the looneys fundamental and otherwise in the world who seem to think that it is a really good idea to carry and worse ‘use’ a gun.
The Pearseed Project aims to teach every Feline to fire a bullet through a man-sized target from a distance and is a direct response to the danger posed by the Appleseed Project – where every idiot in America will learn to do the very same but and it is a very big but “the Appleseed Project aims to teach every American to fire a bullet through a man-sized target from a distance.” Or that is the wish of the looney in charge Jack Dailey who lives in North Carolina.
Honestly what is wrong with humans such as Mr Dailey, isn’t the world a dangerous enough place at the moment without adding to the problem, surely here in the west we don’t have to tote guns to prove how evolved we are we should leave that the the sort of humans with sheets on their heads pictured below who don’t know any different and if we ignored them, stopped sending aid to their countries would get bored, have to buy food instead of guns and best of all eventually get bored and go home peacefully.
Everyday around the world hundreds of thousands of Cats are going hungry, unloved and mistreated and that is something that shouldn’t be allowed.
But there is some good news and that is that you, yes you can do something about this dreadful state of affairs.
I imagine that you have often said to yourself, “I know it is terrible that there is such cruelty to animals and it is just awful, but what can I do, I just wish I could make things better for the poor little creatures?”
The simple answer is that you can make things better for all the poor little Cats around the world that are being mistreated and go hungry every day.
You can help then one at a time, starting with me. Just buy my book and I promise that I will make sure that I live in total comfort and never go hungry!
And if you really want to help then why not buy a few books, Christmas is coming and they make excellent presents, door stops and solid objects for humans to throw at each other when they are having a row. I typed “when humans are rowing” at first but it didn’t sound right, people throwing my book at each other while enjoying a boat trip?
So what are you waiting for? Type “Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary” into Amazon.com and get my book, it will help save an adorable Cat’s life – me! or cut out the middle man and just send me more than you can afford right now.