Saudi Arabia’s top Muslim cleric recently banned people from taking selfies with cats! No I am serious.
This is the same fool who earlier this year, issued a fatwa declaring chess forbidden in Islam.
In January he declared that the game “brings enmity and hatred between its contestants” and is forbidden because it “encourages gambling and is a waste of time and finances.”
Just so you know you old berk, no one ‘gambles’ on Chess! Well not in the decadent west anyway!
Oh do you like the picture of me with the twit. I think it makes him look more human!
And if the above wasn’t enough some other religious fool, Mallam Abass Mahmud from Ghana has announced that Allah gets annoyed when men engage in sexual encounters with other men and, wait for it, sex between gay couples “disgusts Allah” and is responsible for earthquakes.
As you can see from this screenshot from the GEE, a scientific earthquake authority, a lot of earthquakes seem to occur in the oceans of the world. Imagine all those poor gay people floating around the world’s oceans with nothing better to do than, er, well I can’t really say what they are doing because I am a nice innocent cat, but some fool in Ghana believes they are causing earthquakes!
Just so you know, GEE is an education and outreach tool for seismology that aims to make it easy for non-seismologists to retrieve, display and analyse seismic data. It is intended for use in a classroom setting as a supplement to textbook material, which often lacks real world connections. Novices to the world of seismology can use GEE to explore earthquakes they’ve seen in the headlines, keep track of a recording station in their area, look at real-time seismic data, and more!
And of course the GEE know what they are talking about, just like the ancient Muslims who studied the stars, loved mathematics and were entranced with science, and would have laughed themselves silly at the antics of monumental idiots, like the one who spoilt the picture of me above, who don’t seem to have a grip on the reality of the modern world!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.