Ok my dear cuddly readers be prepared for something of a shock! Look what was in the inside of the lid of my instant coffee jar!
Or should I say look… the hand of god has created an imagine of himself in the inside of the lid of my coffee jar, either way is this a miracle, is god really two Cats?
In all honestly I don’t know the answer to the question above just as the fools who report sightings of statues that suddenly start to bleed from the hands or more bizarrely, if that is possible, from the eyes. Neither do the people who see the face of Jesus in their breakfast cereal they just see something that is odd, spooky or strange and attach some nonsense to it so here goes – God is two Cats and they live in on the inside of my coffee jar! I can here the funny farm sirens now!
On the other hand I could just say look at the odd pattern that I’ve discovered in the lid of my coffee jar and that be an end to it.
Although oddly enough the coffee jar lid has been unscrewed and screwed back up dozens of times now and the image remains as it was when it first appeared like a small brown crop circle oooH! ooh ooh spooky noises abound!
Just to prove that (1) I am a dreadful photographer, (2) my camera is pretty rubbish and (3) I am not telling ‘porky pies’ (lies) I have added three images of the incredible ‘event’ that is the inside of my coffee jar. Below are the other two, one has light shining on it although I didn’t use a flash. And no I haven’t enhanced, improved or tampered with the pictures in any way what so ever – Cat’s honour!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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