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If you want nonsense you can always rely on the Chinese

Aren’t the Chinese wonderful?

They put together so many clever things that have been designed in so many far off lands and then if they can’t copy them, they steal the blueprints and make the things themselves.

If you want nonsense you can always rely on the Chinese

What a pity that the world hasn’t done two things. First let them know just how hamfisted they are and how bad their ‘mal-nufactured’ goods are and secondly, or do I mean thirdly? Tell them that looking over someone else’s shoulder and copying the designs of cars, phones, computers and so on and so forth is illegal! Probably not, and that is because we don’t what the buggers to all jump up and down at the same time and send the Earth out of orbit do we!

Oh well one day maybe someone else other than a Cat will tell them the truth. Hang on, what was the last sentence of this sign all about, has someone else decided to tell them what they think of them too?

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?

New Solar System Found – Does It Need A Name?

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So they have recently found an enormous solar system consisting of seven planets which orbit a sun like star about 127 light years from Earth and I wondered if it needed a name?

If this new solar system does need a name then may I drop one into the hat right now? How about “The Cat Solar System/’ with the main habitable planet being called simply ‘Planet Cat!’ Sounds not only good to me, it sounds absolutely stellar.

If the new solar system is called ‘The Cat’ with ‘Planet Cat’ the home planet then I promise to mention it in my next book which as you loyal fans know is a travelogue, but sadly I have a feeling that 127 light years is a bit of a step to go to get a picture of me on Planet Cat for the cover which is a shame because my latest book has a wonderful picture of me (the divine picture is below).

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