Well what can I say? A looney bunch of christianised announce the end of the world and I miss it!
I don’t know why I missed The End, after all it is a big thing. But I don’t think i got the invitation and so after checking all my bits I have to announce that I am alive, I don’t know about you dear cuddly readers, I hope you are all ok, you mean er… the world to me!
So the bunch of wallies who announced the end of the world have just updated their prediction to say that the end of the world will happen “soon.”
I don’t know about you but all of this nonsense makes me wonder about all of the other stuff that religious people predict and prophesize like the existence of an almighty for example! Surely if there was one of those and he had tipped off the bunch of religious idiots who announce the end of the world from time to time, it would have happened by now.
So I have decided the best thing to do is to continue to ignore all of these people and their fairytales, not I shouldn’t have used the word “fairytales” it insults good fiction to compare anything religious with something that is at least entertaining!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.