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Sarah Ferguson And Oprah Winfrey – It’s Official!

Two of the largest women in the media tie the knot.

Last week it was announced that the large but lovely Queen of the American media and tv channel owner Oprah Winfrey was going to employ the ex-duchess of somewhere small in England – the tired and emotional Sarah Ferguson in an attempt to try and straighten her life out and stop her from trying to obtain money by deception using false pretences.

This Cat’s message to the big but beautiful Oprah is “stop, don’t do it, she’ll’ drag you down with her.”
Why, because the regally awful Sarah Ferguson will probably suck a Texan’s toes on tv or offer the ‘services’ of her husband on her live chat show which the gigantic but gorgeous Oprah is granting her.

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This dreadful ginger haired Brit (pictured above while too drunk to complain about the photographer taking a candid snap or two of her about to pollute the upholstery of a nice motor) has got to be stopped and not encouraged, she really should be serving time in a jail for her latest drunken caper and not returning to her champagne lifestyle courtesy of the very well meaning Queen of tv.

Here is a picture of the happy couple recently don’t they look nice? But will it last?

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Sadly this Cat is very worried for the dumpy divine Oprah, she shouldn’t trust a drunken ex-duchess because just as with her last adventure into a relationship the dreadful ginger ex-duchess will let the side down and poor Oprah will be left with mop in hand to clean up the mess, just as the long suffering poor sad duke of York does even to this day – appointments to meet him and further your business interests can probably still be arranged by Sarah Ferguson for a ‘consideration’ of half a million big ones – well she won’t start her new tv show until next year and a girl has to keep the champagne flowing and the private jets in the air doesn’t she and party while making loyal employees of several years redundant with the minimum compensation.

This Cat wonders if the result of the marriage between the dreadful duchess and the Queen of tv will end in tears? The happy event below did in the most uncomfortable way for all concerned and no one at the time was predicting that, but that was only because it was before this Cat got a blog which though of course is mainly used to promote my wonderful book available here Amazon.com is also used to expose the excesses of what is known in England as the ‘royal’ family, ‘royal’ can of course mean ‘significant’ like ‘royal’ mess of course!

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Oprah do think again before you sign anything with ginger, she couldn’t even tell you where she will be living next year, let alone if she will be sober, best thing you can do if you want to help the ex-duchess is to find her a flat with the rent controlled, get her a job at JC Penny selling makeup or sparkly things and see if she can make a go of things for six months until your tv network is live, if the dreadful drunk duchess can then by all means throw the dog a bone so to speak, but she should have to prove herself first shouldn’t she.

Of course this Cat is available as a chat show host if the tipsy ex-duchess should be (err how can I put this) ‘indisposed’ and unable to host the show because she is suffering from slurred speech and double vision!

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