Oct 182011
 

Here is a small bottom joke for my Americans friends and readers who will be shocked, horrified and disgusted to know that in the UK the same word for ‘your’ fanny means the front botty of English ladies.

Small Bottom Joke For My Americans Friends

This message is brought to you by the incredibly intelligent and good looking Cat who could go on to tell you that the word botty in Czech (which is spelt with one ‘t’) means ‘shoes’ – all of which proves that the human world is a very odd place no matter what language you’re speaking!

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Oct 122010
 

What are you humans like?

No I won’t say animals because as far as I know you don’t see any animals ever dumping innocent Cats in ‘wheelie bins’ or unbelievably dyeing each other pink. You can’t even say that humankind is sub-animal because I am pretty confident that even if they had hands and access to pink dye, Slugs wouldn’t be caught dyeing each other pink either!

So why the rant? Well just look below at this latest ‘inhuman’ act, someone dyed a poor innocent Cat pink and dumped it in an unsuspecting neighbours garden in the UK – again.

What is it with you humans and innocent Cats, I hope that soon you go back to picking on each other on the grounds of religion, caste, colour, creed, size of nose, where you live and on and on and on.

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Gosh I am glad I am not human, in fact I am sure that being a pink Cat would be better than being human, at least I could wash the pink off!

Oct 042010
 

What are you humans like?

No I won’t say animals because as far as I know you don’t see any animals ever dumping innocent Cats in ‘wheelie bins’ or unbelievably dyeing each other pink. You can’t even say that humankind is sub-animal because I am pretty confident that even if they had hands and access to pink dye, Slugs wouldn’t be caught dyeing each other pink either!

So why the rant? Well just look below at this latest ‘inhuman’ act, someone dyed a poor innocent Cat pink and dumped it in an unsuspecting neighbours garden in the UK – again.

What is it with you humans and innocent Cats, I hope that soon you go back to picking on each other on the grounds of religion, caste, colour, creed, size of nose, where you live and on and on and on.

Gosh I am glad I am not human, in fact I am sure that being a pink Cat would be better than being human, at least I could wash the pink off!

Jul 222010
 

There should be an amusing blog here today but to be perfectly honest with you my mind has gone blank!

It must happen to you too I expect but when it does will hundreds of thousands of people (my readers and fans) be disappointed as they are bound to be when reading today’s blog? Probably not, that is one of the trials and tribulations of being a superstar sometimes we prove to be human or of course in my case Feline, which though of course a state that is far a away above the human state is still disappointing.

I did hear that English astronomers had found a collection of stars so big that they even the idea of them existing was thought to be impossible. Imagine being so big that you are unimaginable! In fact it is probably because their size is so unimaginable that the astronomers have called the biggest star in the group R136a1 which underlines their total lack of imagination.

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Yes I was tempted to make a little jokette about Oprah Winfrey here if I am honest but that would be unkind, and so I will let you make up your own and then do send them to me. I do like your jokes and one day if I am really stuck for words I might even print some of them.

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