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New To My Blog

If you are new to my blog then you won’t know that I have added yet another feature to enable even more people to enjoy my thoughts, jokes, observations and ‘outings’ of idiots and ‘hopefully’ be entertained at the same time.

What is new to my blog is this rather handy feature called ‘Google Translate’ which rather badly translates my wonderful words into a language near you. And if you use that feature you’ll see that I have made it easier for people who don’t use English as their first language like err… me of course then you can read my wonderful blog in any language you choose – the Cat translation is non-existent I see!

Did you see what I did there? Something very clever and used the phrase ‘new to my blog’ in two very different ways, pure genius!

The Cats Google Tanslate

Limitations

‘Limitations’ is such a sad word but unfortunately we all have limitations and my limitation at the moment is that (hopefully for the moment) you can only translate my wonderful words of genius here at my blog on my own www.wickedly wonderful website www.thecatsdiary.com and not at WordPress which is sad, so if you want to go straight to my blog and start translating now, here is the direct link – www.blog.thecatsdiary.com, if not then that is ok too.

So just to recap, for those hard of understanding, if you don’t read my blog here www.blog.thecatsdiary.com then you won’t be able to use the ‘amazing’ well you have to say that, although ‘rather good’ might be more accurate translation service from those gooey people who seem to own the internet.

In addition if can read this message then frankly I wouldn’t bother going to my blog here www.blog.thecatsdiary.com because you obviously don’t need the translation service, but if you read my blog and it doesn’t make sense (only because your first language is not English and not for any other reason) then do translate away here www.blog.thecatsdiary.com.

I would be delighted to hear what you think of my wonderful blog in your very own language if you for example call a Cat a ‘Neko’ and don’t use English all the time!

PS

As it is the last day of February I wondered if you could help me. I need about 50 of my loyal fans to buy my book at Amazon.com so that it breaks yet another record for books sold at Amazon.com this February.

Of course if you have already bought a copy of my wonderful book and one for all of your friends then it is time to start bullying people you hardly know to get a copy of my wonderful book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary” and do it now!

The Cat & Kindle

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The Cat Thanks Everyone

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This good looking Cat would like to thank everyone who came to the ‘Bring A Prawn Dance!’ last Saturday/Sunday and for some hardened party goers Monday too!

All in all we had a wonderful time in general and as you can see from the picture it got just a little wild.

Actually I do wish that I had used a picture on the invitations because some people and I won’t mention any names here brought err, how can I put this – oh yes – complete idiots, instead of Prawns.

Apparently a ‘Prawn’ in the human language can also mean a person who is not only not quite the ticket and has bought a bus ticket when they should have got one for a train, what can I say?

Well I suppose I could say that we had a right royal time with the idiots, but I won’t because a lot of people have accused me recently of being a bit of a royal basher and those who know me will agree that isn’t true, give me a choice between a Prawn and a royal and I will always eat the Prawn!

Actually I heard from a ‘reliable’ source that a well known royal had bought my best selling book and loved it, apparently it props the drawing room door open perfectly!

I wonder if they bought it here at Amazon.com that would have been nice.

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