As the title of this blog says you are probably not going to believe this! And I don’t blame you if you don’t, but the camera never lies so I have added more than the usual daily dose of photographic evidence you’ll be delighted and revolted to see!
Ok so who in their right mind would drink cow urine? Indeed who in their right mind would believe that cow urine is a form of amazing medicine? All of which you will see leads me to ask who in their right mind would live in India?
A bewildered group of Hindu worshippers in India claim that drinking fresh cow urine will help cure them of all diseases cancer, diabetes, tumours, tuberculosis, stomach problems and much more. They also claim that drinking cow pee is the only effective solution for treating baldness.
These confused Hindus believe the cow is a holy animal and say that cow urine has divine healing properties! Of course it does! Doesn’t it boys and girls?
Just to be clear this is where cow urine, especially the fresh stuff, comes from and gulp it’s collected! So who’s for a cup of cow pee? Even the little calf has enough sense to look embarrassed and turn away from the camera to preserve his dignity.
This last picture may or may not have something to do with odd goings on above, frankly I don’t know, but I thought I would include it just to demonstrate exactly how much the strange fellows from India like their cows and would rather dress them up in garlands of flowers than do the same for their women.
Quite why the clown in the Justin Bieber hat, and white winklepickers is ringing a bell over the cow’s head I have no idea and no wish to speculate, and if the other idiot with the little copper jug of water thinks that the cow is going to quench its thirst from the contents then he really should see a doctor and not a cow!
Just be thankful that I didn’t include pictures of these mentally challenged folk toasting the camera with a glass of fresh, steaming, ‘delicious,’ curative… well you can guess what can’t you!
Oh do please give me a Taco which is hand rolled with exotic Mexican spices by genuine Mayan virgins or Carlos, depending on who’s available.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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