I thought I would tell you a little ‘jokette,’ which though quite distasteful for two reasons, it has a dead Cat in it and a banker, is still rather funny, and funny enough for me to slip it into my forthcoming book ‘The Travelogue’ so here it is!
How do you tell the difference between a dead Cat on the motorway and a dead banker? The answer is simple, there are skid marks around the Cat!
As for a picture to go with the joke sadly I could find a lot of pictures of Cats that had been knocked down on all sorts of roads but none of any bankers really you humans should do better! All of which means I though I would show you a picture of one of my favourite roads from America.
“The road goes on forever.” As J. R. R. Tolkien said.
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Here is a little treat for all of my lovely readers the photograph below was taken in a small restaurant in Nice, France.
What can I say? We all know that the French think that they are the best cooks in the world after they stole all of the Italian recipes in Provence but “Grilled Paving Stone” – no thanks I think that the Cat will pass on that thanks so what ever you do don’t order number 28 on this menu!
By the way have you noticed the number system on the menu, do you think that the number represent some sort of indication of how dangerous each dish is? Just a thought.
I know that a lot of my wonderfully loyal and extremely cuddly readers are waiting and in some cases clamouring for my next book and you will be pleased to hear that ‘The Travelogue’ is well on the way in fact I am just about to descend upon another unsuspecting country tee hee.
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