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Some animals like water – that’s confusing

I came across this picture of a seal Pup and a Human off the coast of Northumberland and thought that my dear cuddly readers would like it. Personally as the title says I find it difficult to ‘like’ any water that is bigger than a few mouthfuls and can’t understand why other animals like it so much.

But I have to say that these two seem to be enjoying gallons of the wet stuff.

Cheeky Seal Pup

The more I looked at the this picture the more it seemed to me that Seals are like Dogs with fins, mind you this Seal, if he is representative of the breed, seems to suggest that his kind are a lot more intelligent that your average Bow-Wow, don’t you think?

You know, I think I like Seals! I wonder, if in addition to the usual Horn honking and Beach Ball tricks they learn in Circuses, whether they can be persuaded to catch Prawns for hungry, Prawn deprived Cats?


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Tiny People Aren’t Happy People – At The Moment!

I read that some tiny works of art vanished from an exhibition in a garden of an English stately home, but this Cat wants to know what did the idiots expect pocket sized art and the public loose with pockets.

Staff at the stately home are offering an amnesty to eagle-eyed visitors who appear to have spotted the tiny people and then removed all of the Lilliput-sized art exhibition from the mansion’s grounds.

Nine “tiny people” made from resin by the London street artist Slinkachu have disappeared from the gardens at Belsay Hall, in Northumberland, where they were part of a “deliberately curious” summer show and now they are not tee hee.

If you get a chance do visit Northhumberland on the north east coast of England, it’s very beautiful up there and reasonably empty even for over crowded England and of course it is famous for being a place where my translator (John Woodcock) lived after being born in Dracula country.

Dracula country being County Durham and in particular Whitley Bay, the home of the legend and where Bram Stoker spent a winter and came up with the whole Dracula idea when looking out over the grey sea and dark grey sky pressing down on it – I think har ha.

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