I would like to thank quite a few members of the Royal family who sent messages of support for my warning to the paparazzi over taking photos of me of a more than personal nature.
Some nice Royals even offered an amnesty, where they promise not to shoot any more little furry animals, though I have to say that I haven’t heard back yet from the ones who seem to be bagging all of the furry animals that we have left in the countryside and have not packed up and immigrated because the climate is changing.
Having handed out a little thank you to some Royals I feel I must however use this medium to tell the four or five very minor Royals who wanted/demanded ‘expenses’ if they were to write on my blog, sorry no dice that is a bit thick isn’t it?
Not only that didn’t they take one of your titles away from you after you had your toes licked on TV or something, it is so long ago one can’t really remember these days, thank goodness I hear you cry!
The removal of titles brings me to the sad case of Diana! She, I am sure, but do correct me if I am wrong, had all of her titles taken away after the ‘messy’ business except for “Head Shopper at Harrods” of course, so, and this is the point you will be relieved to hear, why is Diana referred to as the Princess of Wales etc when she is mentioned on TV and indeed even on the Royal Family’s own website – http://www.royal.gov.uk. Beats me!
You humans are odd!
Oh actually I have a little joke for you which all of you odd humans may like, it made me laugh for a minute or two. Cats sadly look rather sinister when they laugh and so we tend not to laugh much and when we do only for a very short time, we don’t want to scare anyone, especially if they are a bit dim and armed.
Anyway her is my little jokette:
I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a repairman to take a look at it.
“When did you first notice the leak?” he asked.
I told him, “Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!”
There I managed to get to the end of this blog without saying that the picture of Diana is a royalty free picture har ha!
Oops!
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you have finally done it my friend i think. here in the states we have the men in black who handle upstarts and the like. i am certain the british have more than the guys with amy winehouse hats. if you piss those people off, someone will be wearing you to the next royal function im sure so take it easy on the people who run things. even if it is so funny my sides are sore. take care my furry little friend.