When I woke up today I was hot, sweaty, my headaches and my tail seems droopy and worse I didn’t know where I was. I suppose that will teach me not to fall asleep on the radiator but in my defence I had no idea that the radiators were on. Usually the radiators aren’t turned on until the end of October.
So to have the radiators turned on so early means that the winter is going to be harsh and that in turn means that Dave the Cat will be sporting his woolley hat for longer, gosh how I hate consequences!
And of course as well as hating consequences I hate Dave the Cat’s hat.