So It’s True!

So the rumours are true they are only letting Penguins and Puffins out! Why I ask you? What have the rest of us done that is so wrong that we have been made to stay inside?

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And what is it with Penguins why do they get special treatment? Just look at how Penguins are treated in Norway! Surely this prompts the question why isn’t this happening to me? I think I have achieved more in the last year than a flock of penguins don’t you.

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Just ask yourself ‘how many Penguins have written a bestselling unputdownable masterpiece book (available here of course) or have a fabulous blog?’ None of course – that settles it, I’m off to Norway to complain.

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