Cat’s Eyes Removed

Now please don’t accuse me of being dramatic or worse paranoid but when you see a sign in England that says ‘Cat’s Eyes Removed’ on the road and it’s been placed opposite a building belonging to The Blue Cross (a UK Veterinary Charity) then you have to wonder what might be going on?

Cat s Eyes Removed
As a member of an elite and highly regarded species I have to ask the question, why would a Veterinary Charity be advertising for Cat’s Eyes? And what are they going to do with them, and gulp so much worse, did they get any?

If you know the answer to the questions above and would like to get them off your chest do drop me a line here at the we won’t judge you, too much, and all of us here at my blog and my www – wickedly wonderful website are a hell of a lot less righteous and less pompous than the people at Wikileaks.

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Cat kind, his sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or at or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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